jennstarkid:

if-dementors-were-pink:

can we just take a moment to imagine little cute six-year-old hermione reading matilda

and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind

and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move

OH MY GOD

marberytyphoon:

davos: i dont have time for your magic tricks

melisandre: illusions davos you dont have time for my ILLUSIONS.

flamiekitten:

tentacruels:

olgie13:

“This gorgeous Hälssen & Lyon calendar is made of brewable tea. Each day is made of fine pressed wafer thin tea leaves.” 

  • Mom: I'm going to bed.
  • Me: Alright. If you hear muffled sobbing, it's just me watching hockey.

Brent Seabrook kept reaching over and slapping Tazer’s [Toews] controller out of his hand. Toews has a bad temper so Seabrook did it twice. Then Seabrook was like, ‘I’m out of here. See you later.’ And then Tazer jumped up and tackled him with like one of those karate moves where you sweep your leg behind the other guy and you throw him down. So he threw him down, jumped on top of him and held him by the collar.

And he was yelling, ‘You want to go? You want to do this? You want to do this right now?’ He was like, seriously, wanted to fight him. Everybody got quiet because we thought they were really going to fight here. Then they got up and Seabrook threw him to the side and they got out of there.

That’s going to happen when you lock these guys up in the same hotel, playing the same video game. Toews got up and called Seabrook a fatty. Yeah, that was a good one.

- Adam Burish (via sherlockelly)

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“He’s cute. I mean, I’m just saying, I’ve noticed. Factually, it’s a fact.”